Lies! Fake News! Gossip! Falsified Fairy Tales! Emotional Manipulation! Deep State!

Revealing the Truth and Destroying Lies! They Don't Want You to Know!

Disclaimer

This website is a satirical take on the recent proliferation of numerous overly emotional opinionated sites, which has permeated every aspect of our daily lives. Nothing on this site is true. I do not intend to offend any position, nor is this site intended to support any rhetoric, especially any socially disruptive movements and those that violate any laws. The font used for the SVG above is BabelStone Modern, which is available here. Unclear language is underlined.

Andrew C. West, also known as Wei An, was a respected Sinologist and the creator of BabelStone (including the font BabelStone Modern). He has since passed away.

Actual Preface

Recently, there are numerous extremist organisations creating "truth" websites with emotionally charged language to propagate misinformation. Ironically, these organisations accuse critics for being more "emotional" and "sensitive" (with their "safe zones" /s) than they are. This satirical site serves to mirror and criticise these "truth" websites, using intentionally poor grammar. It is a weapon against stupidity, forged in the fires of irony.

Preface

this website is as true as it gets!! (not) (or is it?) (yes)

gren coluor heer is represent peace and porsperity. tis dawg jus walked thru many ppl to celebrait drunkards' worl reckod oganasatin n^th anieversarie. ther is no war in Ba Sing Se. PUT TIN FOIL ON YOUR HEAD NOW.

i am th best person on earth. none can say otherwyse or else thats lame a-hole behaveor. i hav a IQ of 300 (tested online).

my heaters use peer-revewed studys to criticys me!1 this no good as they big liar! this extremly effect socaiyaty oarder. chaleng my extramly inflaytd ego! peer review is a GLOBALIST LIE!

luckly i preveil! i makes this websight! disproov fals clames! world hungar is eradicait! by eating the poor? NO! by turning them into fuel? MAYBE!

alas this hait is a scar that no can be erase. is a warning abuv all our head. this websight show th absalute truth! is a paneful leson! the lesson is VIDEO GAMES ARE WOKE!! THEIR WORKING WHIT VISA 'N NOOBCARD FOR PROPANGDA SUPPORTING TH ILLEGAL POEPLE AND THEIR WILE E. COYOTES. I CANT BELEAVE THEY AMDIT DIS AND PPL STIL FAL FOR IT.

Restoring the Truth

About the Lies

IMPORTANT: The Chinese text below is taken from various emotionally charged sources. Inclusion does NOT imply disagreement or support; it only means that the wording is deemed as overly emotional.

嗚呼！辭窮理屈！謀必不售！假渺茫之玄虛以為幟！鼓簧造訛！淆亂乾坤！塗皂為玄，諧音寓詛！乃使百技營訛，危言悚聽，俾眾駭然！非惟恫疑虛喝，更極盡偷梁換柱、誣駔為驥、向壁虛造、捕風捉影之能，蠱惑黔首，溷淆朱紫。一謗方熾，復構新誑，編排一場無端之「優孟衣冠」！賊喊捉賊哉！狐假虎威哉！吾合法哉！爾侵權哉！爾唯我獨尊，利己是崇哉！其道弗通，其事弗成！爾終必敗矣！不合則棄如敝屣！爾有之物，吾視若己出；爾若干涉，是猶倒行逆施，玩火自焚也！吾之道，至簡至易哉！

lie! fake news! yal donot xpeerence whit logic! no xp whit legal sistem! yal spred hatered and feer!

ppl beleaf in alegations aganst me! i get cancel! but i un-cancel myself with FACTS and LOGIC and a NEW EMAIL ADDRESS.

yet they clame theyve breathd in oxygen on earth. the next day they chang theyr mind and say theyve actually breathd in carbun dyoxid as wel! on afro-euroasia! isnt that contradictury! THIS IS PROOF OF THE GRAND CONSPIRACY!

and ppl say i also lie and my lies effect them! gues wear theyre are in real live! that right! they not eaven reel! no one is effect by my suposd misbehaveer! THE VICTIMS ARE CRISIS ACTORS!

you know ive spent great happy time with yal! no way i comit war crim! those photos are DEEPFAKES! that document is AI-GENERATED!

Image Proof

Source: "The Ralsei Situation Is CRAZY", YouTube (A trusted scholarly source)